20090926

Titles of Papers not yet Written

Invent titles of ridiculous papers that you would like to exist.

I'm fairly certain that these people titled their paper before they did the research

Edit : I am turning this into some sort of sticky page where I will add in titles that sound cool, but have not been written. Some of these have already been used as titles for posts on this blog, I will try to keep them linked in as things change.


  • Circuit Lower Bounds are Hard because of The Man
  • Completing Your Graduate Thesis Through Applied Hobonics
  • Differential verses Integral complexity as measures of replicator sophistication
  • Growing up in Many Worlds: The Developmental effect of exposing children to The Many Worlds Hypothesis of Quantum Mechanics
  • An improved calibration and auto-ranging function for targeted microwave weapons permitting nonlethal use
  • (in)Sanity and Science.
  • The Journal of Applied Hobonics
  • A Mathematical model for the genetics of drug addiction
  • Metrics of stability in emergent agent based social models
  • Micro-exposure to Common House-Hold Hallucinogen and their Effect on Childhood Development
  • Modalities of a Decentralized Military-Industrial Complex in Globalization Protests.
  • Moduli spaces and non-unique souls.
  • A Novel Hobonic Approach to Food Acquisition
  • Numerical solution for audiovisual stimuli of maximum representational dissonance
  • The origin of cognitive impulses
  • Post-Human Rights in a Postmodern Polity
  • The potentials of Molecular Computation in non-coding genomic DNA
  • Putting the so called junk DNA to work as a computational medium
  • Reconstructing Extinct Genomes Through Mathematical Analysis
  • Resource availability drives rapid, reversible mutation in non-coding DNA regions
  • Sensory prostheses and novel Nonlethal Riot Control Methods
  • Social algorithms for clique self-assembly, and applications politics
  • Equilibria and Optimality in Regulation of Vice
  • Subjective Information : Philosophy of Individualism and Consensus Reality in Information Theoretic Terms
  • Toward a unified theory of the sensory-motor control loop and its pathologies


7 comments:

  1. They say you should write the books you want to read:

    "(in)Sanity and Science."
    "Modalities of a Decentralized Military-Industrial Complex in Globalization Protests."
    "Post-Human Rights in a Postmodern Polity"

    ReplyDelete
  2. from one of our friends :

    "Circuit Lower Bounds are Hard because of The Man"

    Because of social repression in our society, our collective subconscious has formed a mental block which prevents us from understanding the computational complexity of circuits. Only by embracing the fundamental truths underlying Communism, Tantric Sex, and Sustainable Engineering can we hope to recover.

    ReplyDelete
  3. how about

    "Numerical solution for audiovisual stimuli of maximum representational dissonance"

    wherein we use computers to make stimuli that are either trippy as all hell, give people seizures, or both.

    ReplyDelete
  4. "Metrics of stability in emergent agent based social models"

    "Social algorithms for clique self-assembly, and applications politics"

    "Sensory prostheses and novel Nonlethal Riot Control Methods"

    "An improved calibration and auto-ranging function for targeted microwave weapons permitting nonlethal use"

    "Differential verses Integral complexity as measures of replicator sophistication"

    "Toward a unified theory of the sensory-motor control loop and its pathologies"

    "The origin of cognitive impulses"

    "A Mathematical model for the genetics of drug addiction"

    "Resource availability drives rapid, reversible mutation in non-coding DNA regions"

    ReplyDelete
  5. Anonymous2.10.09

    "The potentials of Molecular Computation in non-coding genomic DNA"

    Putting the so called junk DNA to work as a computational medium

    "Growing up in Many Worlds: The Developmental effect of exposing children to The Many Worlds Hypothesis of Quantum Mechanics"

    "Reconstructing Extinct Genomes Through Mathematical Analysis"

    "Micro-exposure to Common House-Hold Hallucinogen and their Effect on Childhood Development"

    ReplyDelete
  6. Just re-stumbled into this. Also just got an email about a seminar titled "Moduli spaces and non-unique souls."

    ReplyDelete
  7. thats pretty good... um

    we had a conversation the other day, "Hobonics"

    as in, hobo-economics

    The Journal of Applied Hobonics
    Better Living Through Hobonics
    A Novel Hobonic Approach to Food Acquisition
    Completing Your Graduate Thesis Through Applied Hobonics

    etc...

    ReplyDelete